STAR WARS SAGA reviwe ( SPOILERS!!! ) and shame on you for not seeing any star wars movies lolA LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY...
STAR WARS the year was 1977 and it became a hit! with toys comic books video games under wear lol and so much more lets start off with a new hope i like this one it was good for a start on the triogly you know how it is darth vader takes princes leia blows up her home world and luke han chewy and ben go to the death star ( they where going to alderon leias home world ) and they went into the death star save her darth vader kills ben luke says * NO!!* lol they take off in the falcon and they go to yavain IV ( 4 ) get redy to take battle above the death star and blow it up * BOOM! * lol and luke and han get gold medals as chewbaca gets nothing =( lol and the end now the empier strkes back this was the best one ever the good guys lost luke lost his hand leia makes out with luke ( her brother WTF?!? ) what if they went a bit far and done IT thats messed up lol so ya luke and the gang have a hiden base in the ice world of hoth and the empier finde the rebels and destroys every thing the rebels have and they take off as han chewy and leia go to bispen A.KA. cloud city a city thats in the clouds ( duh ) and han solos freind lando casersin puts them in a trap by the empier so after luke takes off from daggoba once he knows how to use the force from yoda he goes to cloud city and meets darth vader in an all out dule after they figth and luke loses his hand vader says * LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER * lol luke says * NO! * and falls like 50 storys high and slides down some kinda ramp thing and falls in a hole and hangs upside down from the city and after boba fett takes han solo to jabba the hutt londo and chewy and leia save luke and luke gets a NEW hand lol the end now my favroit one return of the jedi ( why is this one my fave? ) EWOKS!!!! lol well C3PO and R2D2 go to jabbas palace as slave droids and to try and save han solo wich never worked out at first so luke comes and trys to save han wich did NOT work out so jabba sets a trap wich leads to the rancor a gaint monster that eats anything that moves! so luke is with out a ligthsabber * OH NO! * lol and so he uses the force and trows a rock at a door thing and the door slides and down and kills the rancor ( how sad ) lol so then leia saves han and they kiss jabba watchs and * HAAHAHAHA * * ohche co haba lo jedi jkoco le baba * lol and after that the gang is about to be eaten by a sand monster known as the sarlac a vishous monster that eats any thing it can get so as the gang is about to get eaten boba fett comes to get han solo as han is still blind from being frozen in carbernigth and hits boba fetts jet pack and lands in the moth of the sarlac ( boba fett did not die he was alive in the monster but lost all his cool stuff in the comics ) and after the battle and the death of jabba the hutt the gang go to endor the home world of the ewoks and find a 2nd death star in the works above endor so its up to them to save the ewok world before the empier finshes the death star 2 so luke and leia and outher rebels are looking for a base and find scout troppers and luke and leia hop on speeder bikes and have a shoot out in the forest as leia falls off her speeder bike and luke takes care of the 2 bikers with some ligthsaber action! and han solo chewbaca C3PO R2D2 and luke go wandering the forest they are ambushed by ewoks * yub nub! * lol its the ewok song lol they have been captcher by them as C3PO speaks ewok and says some thing ( wich i dont know ) and frees them so luke later tells leia that they are brother and sisther and she was like * OMG i mad out with you! * lol jk that never happend so the battle of endor starts and many ewoks help the rebels defeat the empier as luke is inside the death star 2 with darth vader and have a realy cool and some how sad ligthsaber figth as darth sideous wants luke to join the dark side he says no after he cuts off his dads hand and the empeor uses force lighting on him and vader ( anakin skywalker ) gets sideous and trows him down a deep dark trench and vader becomes a good guy again and lets luke talk off his helmet wich he needs to live so he can see luke with his own eyes and dies ( how sad =( lol ) so after the battle of endor the ewoks have a dance party and the galaxy is saved! and luke and the gang see yoda obiwan and anakin as blue jedi ghost and the ewok hugs R2D2 and they have an after party! lol jk and its over! its 1999 eipasode I the phantom menace comes out with the best sith ever DARTH MAUL! i like this one becase it was cool i rember i seen it twice lol and rented it on VHS ( video tape for thos who dont know ) lol so any way yea they figth and they do bla bla bla lol anakin is a winey lil kid and ya jar jar is just plane old jar jar no one cares for him lol so ya qwigon jin obiwan and dath maul figth and qwigon and dath maul die ( darth maul is not dead tho he came back with drio legs ) and ya the pepeol of nabo have a party deal and anakin becomes a jedi and ya thats it now atackt of the clones comes out and it stared the obsesein of have clone tropper toys like 900 toys or so and ya i like this one becase the big arena battle with jedi and driods and jango fett being all cool ( jango is the so called father of bobba fett and bobba is a clone just like clone troppers and storm troppers ) so any way obiwan anakin yoda figth count doko and anakin loses his hand doko runs away on a speeder bike and padme and anakin get maried ( with out any one knowing ) and thats it now eipasode III revenge of the sith it was a dark time for the jedi many deaths and order66 to kill all jedi as palpatine ( darth sideous ) shows anakin that if he joins the dark side he can become the most powerfel jedi ther is and ya that did NOT go to good so any way padme has twins ( luke and leia ) and dies becase anakin i mean darth vader kills her with some dark side power and obiwan yoda bal organa hide the twins across the gallxy becase they had to hide them from the sith so ya thats it i give the saga ***** 5 stars comeing soon STAR WARS THE CLONE WARS Related Groups:
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